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Leslie Philipp's avatar

Just a casual observer here, but haven’t we already acknowledged battleships are obsolete? Since we’re here, jet fighters too?

Perhaps not today, but very soon, and if not before the next shootout on the high seas, definitely before any new ships are built.

To this untrained eye, battle ships are massive targets that will be overwhelmed by drones. Thousands of drones, if that’s what’s required.

Ever been in a forest and swarmed by black flies? The little monsters one size up from “no see-ums”? They make mosquitoes seem like a picnic.

I’m from Northern Canada, where black flies are the most insidious pest in the bush. They will make you insane, literally.

I imagine battleships like I remember myself in the forest, “ignoring” a swarm of black flies. It’s a compromise that can be maintained for a short time, if you’re slathered in Deet, or wearing a net, or both. Ultimately, there’s no solution. No escape. Just insanity or death.

But again, untrained observer. 😯

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I would suggest that this clunky expensive monster be called The Titanic. It's got a ring to it.

Failing that, he could call it the Moskva, another winning name.

In either case, it would enable Trump to dress up as a Lord High Admiral with lotsa gold braid. And, of course, it would have a below-decks ballroom for major events.

Or it could be called The Gump, with the winning slogan "stupid is, as stupid does."

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