Congress May Bring Back Legal Pirates – I’m Not Kidding
Ah, privateering... piracy with paperwork. Buccaneering with a letterhead. Maritime violence, but make it federal.
Argh, mateys, gather round and let ole Captain Wes tell ya’ a tale about narco-terrorism, congressional improvisation, and America’s hidden pirate kink.
But first, do you have fantasies of swashbuckling on the high seas, answerable to no one except your crew and His Majesty King Trump?
